Score: 10

"Uhm..."

submission: 'War'

date: December 4, 2009

Adjectives are failing me.

Score: 10

"LOL."

submission: Shoe- "Egg"

date: December 4, 2009

Twisted and morbid, as always...
I love it!
Awesome music choice, BTW.
Keep up the AWESOME work.

Score: 10

"Lol you lucky bastard"

submission: Gunny Bears

date: December 1, 2009

You get to eat all the candy afterwards...
amazing job.

Score: 9

"WHEE"

submission: Building Stacker

date: November 29, 2009

Great game, simple, yet addictive. I liked how it progressively got faster (although i was wishing it went faster at the beginning) that way it made it gradually more difficult for the player to achieve a higher score. It's great how im seeing a popular game on newgrounds that isnt vulgar or violent... :)
However, I didn't like how repetetive it became. Hopefully, people would notice it would become a simplepattern of tapping the space bar every quarter of a second or so. After a while, it becomes too easy and boring. Oh well. I blabbered quite an awful lot... I guess my point is it's a great game and keep up the good work.
++My Highest Score = 102++

Score: 10

"You guys..."

submission: Cavern of the Evil Wizard

date: November 18, 2009

You guys seriously need to stop complaining that it's too short and not "up to date". This game was based on the opening scene of the movie "Big" where a kid is playing the exact game. Where at the end he finally finishes playing it. It's not meant to be an amazing breakthrough game, I imagine, but to bring a great, classic movie to reality.

Score: 10

"I'm writing a review..."

submission: Error Message

date: November 15, 2009

I hope I make Penboy very happy.
And omfg i beat the game :D
I liked the neat little happy face at the end.

Score: 10

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOT"

submission: Being One - Episode 4

date: October 24, 2009

Style was great
Audio was great
Gameplay was great
Story was great
Ending was great
Easy, thrilling and horrifically fun. The ending was magnificent, hopefully you make a 5th where we wreak havoc on those less fortunate as we (the player) is now god ;) Keep up the good work. 5/5 10/10

Score: 10

"I LOLD."

submission: Suck or Blow?

date: October 24, 2009

Though its short, it had a nice setting, the humor was great and i loved the animation style Good work :]

Score: 10

"This is not a review."

submission: Hillside Settlement

date: October 20, 2009

Because it simply doesn't need one. Those who oppose the perfection of this video do not have the right to say so.

Score: 2

"Sorry dude but..."

submission: Stoneage Assassin 2

date: October 3, 2009

I cant believe I actually waited so long for this. I've been reading over other comments and regret to inform you that I believe the same. I enjoyed the first game quite a bit only to wait and discover that the sequel would be this horrible. The game has almost no story at all now that he found his daughter, it's way too short of a game and the ending is god awful. At least you cant make a Stoneage Assassin 3 now that they're dead. I can't believe that there could be such a bad sequel. The graphics were nice and the cutscenes had some pretty cool parts to them but the levels were too short, there weren't enough levels, the levels weren't hard enough, and CLEARLY... you didn't put enough work into this game. I'm dissappointed by the lack of creativity and effort put into a game with quite a bit of potential. And like MikeAshley said, the title makes close to no sense since all it is is some dude in a rag sniping people that look like tribal men. Think it through, cavemen didnt have crossbows. Sharpen up on your history, work harder and longer on your games, actually TRY to appeal to some kind of crowd (i.e. teens, children), and THEN you can come back here with something reasonably good that will actually get good reviews. The first game was better, try using things from the last game like different arrows and more of an AI. Sorry I have to write such things, but this game was god awful.